🎤👀 Yo, music nerds and Apple cultists! Wanna see your Spotify Wrapped but for the Apple ecosystem? Yeah, I know, kinda sus, but listen up! 🍏🎶 Apple Music’s like, “Hey fam, we just hit our 10-year mark!” 🎉 And to celebrate, they’re dropping a hot mixtape of the top 500 most-streamed bops from the past decade! 🔥💃 My dude Tim Cook probably looked like this the moment they ran the numbers: 🤯💸 But here's the real tea—are we gonna pretend this isn’t just a ploy to distract us while they quietly raise subscription prices again? 🤔💰 Don’t lie, you know we’re all just here waiting for your mom to call asking if you’ve heard of "The Weeknd." *Drake pointing meme* 👈 “Developer A” was overheard saying, “We just wanted to make people feel nostalgic before they leave for Spotify.” 🙃 But lil’ do they know, that’s not how this works, chief! Meanwhile, your playlist is probably filled with songs you streamed once while crying in the shower about your ex. 🚿😢 No cap, this is low-key the cringe version of Spotify Wrapped! 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 5 years, any mention of Apple Music will be a meme format, and their next “big” release will be a playlist of white noise. 🤖💀 Watch this space!