🚨📚 ATTENTION, EDUCATION WARRIORS! 📚🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s “Make College Conservative Again” plan just dropped and it’s about as popular as a dentist appointment! 😱👩‍🎓 Four out of nine universities told ol’ Donny to take a hike, while the other five are probably Googling “how to be neutral” like it’s a middle school science project. 🤓💀 So what’s on the agenda? 🧐 It’s like a cringe-worthy episode of *The Office* where Dwight Schrute tries to take over Admissions: “No more safe spaces! Only safe SEATS!” 🚫💺 They’re trying to transform campuses into a conservative Bermuda Triangle where logic and facts go to die, all while claiming “this is fine.” 🔥🙃 But here’s the kicker, folks💥: If you think engaging ideas and free debate are dead, check your pulse because you might be living in a galaxy of brain rot! 🤖💭 💬 *“You want us to take orders from the White House like it’s 1776?”* one fed-up Dean allegedly said. (No cap, we found him in the staff lounge sleeping on the job 🤣💤) And here’s my HAWT take: if Netflix can make a dating show out of the apocalypse, why can’t we have a college WVU Squad Up Challenge? 🤪💸 Let's settle this with a Tinder match instead! 🚀🤙🔥 🤡 Meme this nonsense and get ready, because college as we know it might just become the next viral TikTok disaster! 💀✨