🚨🦾💰 BREAKING NEWS: We’re ALL GONNA BE ROBOTS! 🤖💥 Hold up, fam! 🤯 Unitree just dropped their R1 humanoid robot—now that’s what I call a “goodbye, lunch money” situation! Starting at **$5,900** like it’s just a new iPhone or something! **Stonks!** 📈 But let’s be real here, fr fr—who's actually handing over 5.9K for a robot that might just end up being the equivalent of that weird dog you adopted from the shelter? 😂 Listen to me: "R1 is an affordable entry point into the robot apocalypse." – Random Developer (probably crying in the corner) 😭🔥 Sure, it’s only **$10K less** than Unitree’s G1. LOL, G1 stands for "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY." 💸📉 While upper-crust robots are chilling at over $100K (the price of a decent car, but like, why?!) 💀🚗, Unitree is trying to convince you to sell your kidney for a robot friend! 💉🤏 But plot twist! That price might only be for our friends over in China. Sorry, 'Murica! 😬😢 So my unhinged prediction? In 2025, you'll have to buy your humanoid robot with a meme NFT. That’s right, folks! We’re talking “This is fine” dog 🐶 but make it 3D-printed! If the world doesn’t end first, of course! 💥🌍