🔔🤑 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🤑🔔 🔍💻 Unit 221B just scored a sweet $5 MILLION to go full-on crypto-stalker against those wannabe hacker groups 👾💔. You heard me right! They’re like the neighborhood watch but for internet bad boys and girls—because we all know the REAL hacking menace is the “youth” 👶💻, aka that kid in your local coffee shop flexing his stack exchange “skills.” Sources 🦈🧐 say they’ll be using this cash to make their threat intelligence platform as useful as an “App Store for Productivity” app 🤡💀. Like, let’s be real, if you’re not tracking those hooligans in real-time, are you even trying? 🚀🔍 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “Honestly? We just wanted to make a hunting ground for Gen Z hackers. Catch me outside playing Among Us but make it cybersecurity.” 😱 Watch out, teens—you may think your Zoom classes are boring, but they’re secretly gathering intel right under your beats headphones 🎧👀. 🔥🚀 PREDICTION: In 2025, Unit 221B will reveal that hackers have formed a union, and they will solely demand extra memes in the workplace. Prepare for uprising, folks! 💥🤖💰 #Stonks