🚨 Breaking News, Tech Goonies! 🚨 Get ready to clutch your keyboards because UNG0002 (a.k.a. the “Who Even?” Gang) is out here pulling a “Mission Impossible” in China, Hong Kong, and Pakistan! 🌍💥 These cyber ninjas are dropping LNK files like confetti 🎉 and waving their RATs (Remote Access Trojans, not the pizza kind 😭🍕) around like they own the place. Why? Because apparently, hacking the world is all the rage now! 😂💻 Imagine some devs sitting around, chugging energy drinks, whispering, “Bro, we gotta deploy more LNK files and flex Cobalt Strike like we’re flexing for the ‘Gram.” “Fr fr, bro. The stonks will go up!” 📈😎 Meanwhile, cybersecurity experts are like: 🧠 Galaxy brain: “Let’s just use good ol’ antivirus software!” 🧠 Regular brain: *sweaty panic with a side of existential dread.* But let’s keep it real: has anyone checked on the UNG0002 squad? They must be seething because they weren't invited to the data dance in Silicon Valley. 😬💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict that by next year, these hackers will just build a TikTok channel spilling all the tea on how to be a cyber-espionage boss, and we’ll all be like, “Wait, that’s actually kinda based?” 🤖💀 So stay woke, fam! 🥵💰 #CyberChaos #HackerTikTok