🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS THAT'S MORE DRAMATIC THAN YOUR EX'S TIKTOK ✨🚨 So picture this: a mystery squad called UNC6384 is out here deploying *PlugX* (no, not your mom’s cooking) via *Captive Portal Hijacks*—think of it as hacking your WiFi to drop a mixtape you didn’t ask for! 🎤💥 And guess who’s the target? Diplomats! Like, fr fr, imagine bringing international relations to a **cyber warfare level**. 🌍💻 💀 These cyber ninjas are using valid certificates like it’s condiments on a fast-food burger 🍔—just to sneak past your firewalls like a raccoon in a trash can! 🦝🔥 What’s next? A karaoke bar where hackers belt out their credentials? “Our code is signed and sealed, baby!” 🎤🤡 And hold up—alleged devs are saying: “It's an adversary-in-the-middle attack, bro, we tzatziki’d that script!” 🤖💬 Do these dudes even lift? Because their social engineering game is giving me major *Pepe sitting on a throne* vibes. 👑 Prediction time: in 2024, we’re ALL gonna be diplomats because let’s be honest, the *real* power move is having a WiFi password that’s more sophisticated than our life choices. 🚀💰🔮 P.S. Remember to change your passwords, or you'll be getting more than just a pizza delivery at midnight! 🍕🤣 SHARE THIS CHAOS!