🌍🔥 COP30: A Fiery Disaster or Like, Just a Mild Roast? 🤔💀 So, COP30 was supposed to be the ultimate glow-up for climate diplomacy, but it turned into a *kitchen fire on the last day of cooking class* situation! 😭 Picture this: 🌪️ A bunch of world leaders in Belém, Brazil trying to save the planet, and instead, they ended up almost organizing a camping trip for their ideas—🔥 "This is fine" levels of coping, folks! Our girl Shravya Jain-Conti tried to keep it real, sliding into inboxes with "Don’t forget to buy an 'I survived Belém' shirt!" like she just dropped the hottest merch on the planet! 🧢💰 No cap, I bet the stonks for that shirt are going to the 🌙🚀! Meanwhile, the world’s like “Can we get our planet back?” and these negotiations are like “Nah fam, you got Usher tickets instead.” 😩🌀 Imagine the backroom convos: "Yo, forgot to bring the solutions! Who's got a spare climate plan in their back pocket?" And the only response is crickets, because the real MVPs were busy sipping mochas. 😅*We love the chaos, fr fr.* So here’s my hot take: The next climate summit will be held on Mars, and we’ll just blame aliens for not saving the planet. Watch out for those *“i survived Mars negotiations” shirts*! 👽🚀💀✨