🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Ultrahuman BUSTED in Court: Oura Takes The W 🏆💥 Alright fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’ve got a courtroom drama that’s juicier than your grandma’s gossip at family dinner! Ultrahuman just got served a steaming hot plate of "YOU LOSE!" from the Delhi High Court in their wild fight against Oura over patent rights! 😳💔 💡 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Who needs patents when you can just throw a sweet fitness app together and call it a day?" - One of Ultrahuman’s devs while scrolling through TikTok. 🤡 Crypto bros were up in arms, stonks 🚀 crashed harder than my self-esteem after my last Tinder date. But in reality, Oura’s just vibin’ on the throne like a boss, flexing on the competition with that sweet, sweet sleep data while Ultrahuman stares at their empty coffee mug, like this is fine 🔥☕. Drake looks disappointed in Ultrahuman’s chances, pointing at Oura saying “Nah, that’s a hard pass, fam.” 🥴💔 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Next, we’re gonna see Ultrahuman pivot to selling “self-help” courses on how to win lawsuits. Get ready for #LawsuitMastery2024! 💰🤖💀 #NotARealCourse #StickToFitnessYouDinguses