🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Ultrahuman just dropped a smart ring that’s more accurate than your horoscope when it comes to tracking ovulation, and no, this isn’t a new JavaScript framework! 🥲💍💥 💡 So, here’s the tea: Ultrahuman acquired Ring Air and made it their mission to turn your finger into a fertility oracle with this new Cycle and Ovulation Pro PowerPlug algorithm. Yep, that's a mouthful. 🤯 Now you can know not just when you're ovulating, but also why your plants are withering. 🌱💀 🔍 “Honestly, I just wanted to monitor my cat’s moods,” said a *hypothetical* developer over coffee ☕️. “But now I get to accidentally find out when my girlfriend's about to unleash the kraken! 🐙” Let's break it down: Ring Air's new gimmick is basically an overpriced mood ring with a side of biohacking – just what we needed, right? Sounds based until you realize it can also give you existential dread when your cycle’s off. NO CAP! 💀💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2030, this will evolve into a whole new dating app where your ring will swipe for you. Get ready for “Ringelationships” where your finger gains more dates than you ever could! 📱💔🦾 Share this before your friend’s smart ring starts tracking THEIR ovulation! #FertilityFiends #RingGoals 🚀💰💅