🚨🚨 ANN ARBOR ALERT 🚨🚨 🤖💩 Okay, fam, let’s talk about the REAL MVPs of the internet: ISP providers in Ann Arbor! 🤡 You think "AT&T Fiber" is the hottest take since sliced bread? Boy, lemme tell ya, that’s a BIG *cap*! 💀🔥 So here's the tea 🍵: AT&T is like that friend who promises to show up to the party but ghosted last minute. Nevertheless, they get the crown for best ISP... IF you can find them lurking in your area. 🙄 You might as well be hunting for Bigfoot! Now, if you’re stuck in the “no AT&T zone,” don’t worry! Leaked insider intel reveals *other* options 🤫: - “We’re like Wi-Fi, but you gotta pay us in Bitcoin or we gonna lag out.” - A *totally* real quote from an imaginary Comcast dev 💰🚀 - And then there's that forgotten relic—cable providers! No cap, it’s like visiting your grandpa's house to use his dial-up like it’s 1999. In conclusion: Choose wisely, or you’ll be caught in the Internet Slow Lanes while everyone else is zooming during Zoom calls. 🔥🚀 💥Prediction Alert💥: Unless Elon Musk personally wires up Ann Arbor, expect all ISPs to turn into glorified snail mail by 2025! Mark my words! 🐌📮💣