🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: ULA’s Vulcan Rocket Going from “We’re Launching 20 Times” to “Just Kidding, It's a One-Night Stand”! 💥🚨 So, experts said ULA was about to be the hottest launch company since humanity discovered fire 🔥, but now we find out they’ll only launch Vulcan once this year! That’s the tech equivalent of showing up to the party and ordering a single glass of warm milk 😳🥛. Tory Bruno, ULA's CEO, was hyped about launching 20 missions in 2025. Meanwhile, reality said: “Nah fam, you’re getting 6 flights at best.” 🤡💔 I mean, even Drake was like, "Sike! 🎤🚫." Can we all just take a moment for that cringe energy? Imagine Tory in a meeting, someone asks, “So how many Vulcans?” Tory: “Uhh… well, we *were* planning for a whole production line, BUT...” Engineer in the back: "Stonks? Nah, my dude, that’s just stuck in the cargo hold.” 💸🚀 So what’s the hot take? 🤔🔥 ULA’s about to flip the script on rocket launches—get ready for their next launch to be a TikTok dance challenge featuring angry astronauts. 👨‍🚀💃 “Just one Vulcan, and it’s still out of stock!” 🌌💀 Stay tuned for the chaotic future of space travel, where the only thing getting launched is the next meme!