🚨🦙 BREAKING: The UK's Online Safety Act just dropped and it’s a bigger mess than a cat meme on Monday morning!! 🚨💀 Listen up, fam! The UK is trying to flex that government muscle with their super serious “Online Safety Act,” but it’s honestly more “Government Control 101” than it is about keeping the kiddos safe. 🤡💼 Like, how many TikTok dances do they think using age verification will stop?? 😂 Here’s the tea ☕️: they’re trying to make us show our IDs online like we’re buying a pack of cigs, but all it’s doing is giving off major “big brother” vibes. 👮‍♂️ Talk about cringe! Imagine a developer in a dark room sweating bullets saying, “Bro, why are we gatekeeping the internet like it’s a club with a $20 cover and a strict dress code?” 😂💀 So, now we have this beautiful hot mess as a cautionary tale for democracies everywhere. It’s like that meme of Drake pointing 🔞📉. Less “safety,” more “run from the government!” 🙅‍♂️ 🔥 Unhinged prediction alert: In 5 years, your favorite social media will be asking for your social security number as a ‘safety check.' Get ready for that wild dystopia! 🚀✨ #NoCap #ThisIsFine 🥴💰