🚨BREAKING NEWS: IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE! NOPE, IT’S A CYBERCRIMINAL! ✈️💥 So, apparently, the UK’s National Crime Agency just slapped some cuffs on a digital villain who's been treating Heathrow like a free WiFi café. 🤡💀💻 You know, because nothing screams "I’m an IT genius" quite like crashing airports! Who needs to book a flight when you can just, like, log-in to chaos, right? 😅 Sources say this mastermind was like the Stonks meme, only investing all of his energy in delivering a big ol’ middle finger to travelers. What was his plan? “Positive vibes only?” Or maybe “Just hacking for the lulz?” 🥴👀 Developer Quote (leaked): “Honestly, we thought he was just trying to get an upgrade to first-class. Turns out he wanted ALL the chaos.” 🤖🔥 And lemme just drop this wild prediction: In 2024, flights will be scheduled through TikTok Live, where you vote on whether the plane takes off based on the latest viral dance challenge. 💃✈️ So yeah, while the world burns in this glorious cyber-pocalypse, just remember: This is fine! 🔥💰💥 #ChaosInTheSky