🚨👀 BREAKING: UK Says "Not Today" to Ransomware 🦠💰 Just in from your favorite tea-sipping overlords 🇬🇧: the UK is coming in hot with a ban on public sector peeps and infrastructure peeps coughing up cash to cyber moocher criminals! 💀💸 Ransomware attackers out here looking like that one friend who borrows money and never pays it back. "Sir, can I interest you in *not* paying the ransom?" says the UK, channeling their inner Drake. 🥴🔍 Leaked Developer Quotes: 🏴‍☠️ “Why pay them when we can just post cringe memes of their threat emails instead?” 🤡 💻 “I’m just here for the cybersecurity clout.” 😎👩‍💻 But wait, there’s MORE! 🥳 Other orgs gonna have to notify the UK if they even THINK about handing over cash to these digital bandits. Talk about a headache! This is a vibe check for all corporations juggling cyber threats while trying not to lose the plot. 🔥🔥 Prediction: Next, the UK will introduce “Ransomware Resistance Training” modules on LinkedIn. Get ready to swipe right on your cybersecurity skills! 🚀 It’s like dating but for hackers; “Sorry, not sorry!” 💔 #ThisIsFine #Stonks #JustSayNo #GalaxyBrain