🚨🔥 BREAKING: UK’s AI Boom or Climate Doom? Choose Your Fighter! 💀🤖 Alright, fam, gather ‘round, because we’ve got ourselves a spicy report straight outta Cambridge—no, not Hogwarts, but close enough. The Minderoo Centre for Technology and Democracy (who even is that??) just hit us with the tea ☕: UK’s AI growth might just yeet our climate goals into the abyss—like, straight into Thanos’ glove. 🤯 So basically, they’re like, “Bruh, if AI keeps growing unchecked, we’re looking at a 25x energy usage boom by 2040!” I mean, stonks going up is cool and all, but NOT if it means we’re roasting marshmallows in a world of fire! 🔥🌍 One of the leakers from the report (who totally doesn’t exist) was quoted saying, “We’re basically playing whack-a-mole with a mutant octopus—except it’s global warming, and we just keep giving it steroids.” 😂 Meanwhile, the UK is out here like Drake pointing at “Magic Thinking” as if it’s not straight-up cringe. 🙄🚀 So buckle up, because I predict that by 2040, the UK will either be a tech utopia or we’ll all be chilling in a Mad Max movie, fighting over the last drop of clean water. 🌊💰 #ClimateCrisis #AIGoesBrrr #ThisIsFine 🥴✨