🌍💥 BREAKING: Ukrainians just pulled off a heist that makes Ocean’s 11 look like a toddler’s tea party! 💅💀 The notorious admin of the crime forum XSS.is has been captured faster than your WiFi drops during a Zoom call! 📶🚫 You heard it here, folks! 🚨 The Paris Prosecutor’s Office is flexing harder than your gym buddy who just discovered protein shakes! 💪💰 After a *THREE* year detective saga worthy of a viral Netflix series, this cyber-criminal with more secrets than a middle school diary is finally facing justice! 🤖⚔️ “Yeah, we just wanted to stop him from selling malware like it's Black Friday,” said an *imaginary* Europol agent quoted on a totally legit forum (not really). “Now we can finally relax with some breadsticks and not have to worry about our computers turning into toaster ovens!” 🍞🔥 XSS, which sounds like a glitch in the Matrix, has been the *go-to* hub for hackers since 2013—aka longer than some of y’all have even been on TikTok. 🕒💀 🧠 So as our galaxy brains speculate, what's next? I predict that Ukraine and France are gonna team up and create an epic cybersecurity superhero movie: “Cyber Crusaders: Hackers Beware!” 🎬🔥 Because if there's anything we need more of, it’s hackers getting roasted in the cinematic universe! 🤡🚀 #StonksUp #ThisIsFine #CopeSeetheMald! 💥💬