🚨💀 DEFENSE TECH HOT TAKE ALERT 💀🚨 So, like, Russia decided to throw a massive planet-sized tantrum and now *everyone's* playing with defense tech like it’s a new iPhone drop! 📱💣 Enter Helsing, the latest startup dropping *profit-driven* missiles faster than Elon drops meme tweets! 💸👀 That’s right, while we’re all sitting at home scrolling TikTok, these entrepreneurs are profiting off war like it’s a game of Monopoly. 💰 It’s a bold move, Cotton – let’s see if it pays off! 🤡 “Investors just saw Ukraine and said, ‘This is fine’ while their portfolios were on fire,” said a totally real developer we’re calling Steve from HR. 🔥 Meanwhile, European countries are basically grinding on the defense tech dance floor, trying to catch up. “We’re building stonks like it’s 1999, baby!” said another *not-made-up* investor. 🚀 And here’s the kicker: why not get everyone on board with a VR war simulation? ‘Cause nothing screams “military innovation” like making it all look like Fortnite! 🤖 But honestly, get ready for the military-industrial complex to drop a Netflix documentary on us in 3... 2... 1... 🎬💥 In conclusion: Russia might be ruining lives, but watch as tech startups make it rain 💵 on defense tech! In 5 years, your smart fridge will probably be a tactical drone. #ThisIsFine 👀💀 Stay tuned!