🚨💀 BREAKING: UK Teen Goes from TikTok to Hacker-Gangster - Scattered Spider's Newest "Scammer" on the Block! 💰👾 So, picture this: Two UK teens decided to level up their lives from playing Fortnite to playing with FIRE! 🔥💻 Fed prosecutors just hit them with charges for turning 47 US companies into their personal cash cows with ransomware attacks that raked in over $115 million! 💸💸💸 And here I thought "getting rich quick" was just a TikTok trend! 🤡💀 Meet Thalha Jubair, 19, whose biggest accomplishment is now being part of Scattered Spider—sounds like they’re trying to start a new Marvel franchise but only have a 2-star rating on Rotten Tomatoes! 🕷️🤦‍♂️ “At this point, my mom thinks I'm just playing video games,” Thalha probably said while donning a hoodie and plotting world domination... Netflix-style. 😂👀 Meanwhile, the FBI is like, “This is fine” while chaos erupts in their DMs! 🤷‍♂️ *Leaked dev quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to become meme legends, but now we’re straight outta a Black Mirror episode.” 😂🤣 So here’s the hottest take: If these teens can turn hacking into a side hustle, why can't I monetize my Netflix binge-watching? 💁‍♂️🤑 Stonks! 🚀🔥 Share this while you still can—before they hack the internet next!