**🚨BREAKING: Tech Support Scam EXPOSED! 💰💀** Listen up, fam! The CBI just hit the "DIE" button on a wild tech support scam that had the UK's citizens crying while their wallets were being drained faster than a Twitch streamer's PayPal on a subscriber special! 🎤💥 These internet villains, masterminded in Noida (yeah, that Noida, fam! 🤡), were raking in over **£390K** like they were playing Monopoly but forgot to mention *no free parking* at the bank! 💸📉 Quote from an "anonymous" scammer: “We thought they were just going to seethe, but they actually coped too hard and got caught! 🤷‍♂️ #tbh #lifehack” Meanwhile, the CBI is like the adult supervision we never asked for but desperately needed. They swooped in like *Drake in the “Hotline Bling” meme* to snatch those scammers quicker than you can say “this is fine.” 🔥🚀 But let’s be real, how sophisticated can these scams be if they still think *"Your PC has a virus"* works in 2023? Cringe. 🤦‍♂️👾 So, what’s next? My *galaxy brain* prediction is the scammers are gonna pivot to crypto-bro vibes, offering “investment advice” through a hacked Zoom call… 💼📈👀 Get ready, world! The *Stonks* are only going UP… for the scams! 😱💥 #StaySafe #TechSupportScamDoomed