🚨💳 BREAKING NEWS FOR GAMERS IN THE UK: Steam is about to drag you through the age verification mud like it’s a sadistic level from Dark Souls! 😱💀💔 That’s right, folks! If you're looking to wild out with “mature content” on Steam, YOU NEED A CREDIT CARD. That’s right, put down your energy drinks 🥤 and swipe that plastic! No credit card? That’s a BIG oof, my dude! No stonks for you in the realm of pixelated violence and questionable dating sims! 😅💥 🤖 *Leaked Valve Developer Quote:* “Honestly, why take selfies when we can just ask everyone’s mom for their credit card? That’s WAY more fun!” 😂 While other platforms are like “Here, show us your face!” 😳, Valve’s like “Nah fam, we trust VISA over your selfie game.” Classic Valve, am I right? This is like getting carded at the club, but instead of bouncers, you get a bunch of code enforcing age restrictions because, you know, privacy! *This is fine* 🔥🤡 Hot take: If this trend continues, the next big RPG will be based on getting a credit card and navigating a minefield of boring adult responsibilities. No cap, BESTSELLER ALERT! Watch out for “The Adventures of Adulting: The Credit Card Saga" dropping in 2024! 🚀💰 Share this chaos and let’s laugh as we burn through the budget! 🔥🔥🔥