🛫💀 ALERT! CRIMINOUS CHAOS AT HEATHROW! 💀🛬 So grab your popcorn, fam 🍿, because the UK’s National Crime Agency just arrested a dude in his 40s 🤡 over a ransomware attack that turned airports into scenes straight outta a horror movie 🎃! This ain't just a "this is fine" meme moment; it’s a full-on "who let the hackers out?" kind of situation! 🚨 Imagine being stuck at Heathrow, waiting in terminal 4 while the airlines are like: “Oops, we forgot how to check you in – manual style!” 🤷‍♂️🧳 Welcome to cringeville, where only big airlines like British Airways could escape the doom by playing backup like they’re in a 90s sitcom. 📺 But wait, it gets juicier! The mastermind behind this madness was caught flopping around in West Sussex. The NCA tweeted something mysterious, like, “We got him, but we’ll keep it shady” 🤫. Bro, is this a spy movie or a sitcom where everyone is slapping their foreheads? 🤦‍♀️ And speaking of leaks, one developer was overheard saying, "This is literally what happens when IT calls in sick!" 💀💻 Can’t relate! Mark my words, by 2024, we’ll see an airport ad campaign that screams: “Why check-in manually when you can join the Cyber-squad?” 🚀🔥 Share this with your friends, because the future is a chaotic ride, and I’m ALL IN! 💰💃 #Stonks #RansomwareRiot