🚨🤡🔥 BREAKING NEWS: T-Mobile’s auto-pay discount just went from "Yeet it" to "nope, not today!" in a move that screams "cancelled!" louder than your ex at a party! 🚀💀 So, sit down, stonks enthusiasts! 💰 T-Mobile just pulled the plug on that sweet loophole that let you flex your credit cards while still getting that savory auto-pay discount. Yup, you heard it right - no more swiping it like it’s hot! 🔥💳 A developer (let's call him Chad, fr fr) allegedly said, “We decided to clamp down on customers cheating the system. Our profit margins were looking more tragic than a 2005 meme!” 😭💔 Meanwhile, T-Mob's finance team is in the back whispering, “what if we made our customers seethe instead?” 🤔💸 In a world where everything just feels chaotic, T-Mo is here reminding us that loyalty comes at a price — and that price is: “NO more credit cards!” Drake's pointing meme shows you how we feel: 👀👉 “This is fine,” said the customers, while their wallets cried. 🌌 Hot take: In 2024, T-Mobile will announce “AutoPay Personal Assistant” powered by AI – that just reminds you to pay your bills but actually just eats all your money. Bring snacks! 🍕💸