🚨🔥BREAKING: UK Retailers Are Pulling a Call of Duty IRL! 🚨💀💰 Listen up, fam! UK stores are suiting up for *Operation “STOP THE THIEVES”*! 🕵️‍♂️🔫 We're talking AI, computer vision, and facial recognition tech so advanced, it’s basically the *Avengers* of anti-theft. 🤖🚀💥 (And yes, I did just call Westside Tesco the new Stark Industries. Don’t @ me, bro.) 👀Rumor has it, one developer said, “Why hire security when you can just slap a facial recognition camera on everything? 🤡💁‍♂️” Meanwhile, organized crime is like “stonks 📈 – time to level up our petty larceny game!” And can we just take a moment to appreciate the *ultimate cringe*? This tech is so extra, looks like someone just watched one too many *Mission Impossible* films. 😤 *What’s next? Laser beams and drones?* Drake is out here pointing at every tech company flexing their new anti-shoplifting gadget like, “This is fine.” But is it really though? 🤔 🔥Here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’re going to see AR goggles that literally *tag* shoplifters with a red circle while store workers chase them down like they’re in a real-life Fortnite match! 🎮🛒💨 *No cap*, it’ll be wild! 🤯💦