🚨 BREAKING: UK to Put the Big Boo-Mates 🍏📱 on Blast!! 🚨 You thought the UK was all crumpets and tea? Nah fam, they're about to throw apple pie at the tech titans! 👑🇬🇧 Sources say the UK is ready to slap Apple and Google with BIG BOY fines for holding a "strategic market advantage" over other companies! 💰💥 ⚡️ Hold on to your airpods, ‘cause this feels like the “Drake Not Here” meme but with Big Tech vs. Small Biz. 🤔👇 “This is fine” said the little companies while they watch Apple and Google duke it out like they’re in a Royal Rumble. 👊🍏💰 But like, where's the accountability? Meanwhile, CyberDude652 (aka a VERY REAL UK tech analyst) was overheard saying, “If they think fines will stop Apple from charging $1,500 for a phone, they need to change the wifi password.” 😂👀 Cringe amount on this whole strategy? Off the charts, my dude! 🚀💀 🔥 Here’s the prediction: One year from now, Apple will release a “Budget iPhone” for only $999, and people will line up like caffeinated zombies to buy it. If that's not galaxy brain levels of cope, I don’t know what is! ✨🤖