🚨🔞 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF LITTLE BLUE MOVIES* 🔞🚨 So, UK porn sites are dealing with this wild age verification shenanigan. You’d expect compliance to reign supreme, but NOPE! Sites that said “Nah fam, we chillin'” saw a BOOST in traffic like a kid who just discovered his dad's secret stash of Playboys. 📈🔥 Meanwhile, the law-abiding sites are sitting there like, “This is fine!” as their traffic drops faster than a bad TikTok trend. 🤡🔥 It's like they’re all doing the sad Drake point down meme, while the naughty sites are living their best life, sipping the "Stonks" juice 🥤💰! Fake dev quote alert: "We thought we were creating a safe internet! Now it's like the Wild West out here, but with more... *ahem* adult content.” - *Totally Not Alex, Age Verifier Extraordinaire* 😅🤖 So, what's the tea? If you comply with the rules, you’re basically the "cool kid" nobody wants to hang with. Meanwhile, the renegades are out here flexing their traffic charts like a glowing galaxy brain! 🌌💪💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we're ALL signing into the metaverse where age doesn’t matter and everyone just gets a virtual badge that says “I’m an adult, trust me.” It’s gonna be a total cringe-fest—mark my words! 🤯🍿💀