🚨BREAKING: The UK just hit Apple and Google with the *"We’ve had enough of your shenanigans"* gauntlet! 🎤💥 I mean, can we talk about how these tech giants have been running their app stores like it's a flea market? 🐕💸🎪 In an epic plot twist straight from a bad rom-com, the UK’s Competition and Markets Authority is pulling the ol’ European-style antitrust move (yes, we peeped you, EU!) to slap these tech titans with rules tighter than your mom’s grip on your gaming console! 🤯🤬💔 Imagine Apple and Google DOWN 30% on fees like it’s their New Year’s resolution, and then clowns like Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai hit us with the classic Drake pointing meme like, “Don’t want our apps? Cope and seethe.” 🚀🤡 “Leaked” developer quote: “We thought the UK was just tea and crumpets, not rules and regulations!” 💀☕ But the real tea? If this goes down, the App Store might just turn into a black hole of creativity, and everyone can finally release that app they’ve had on the backburner since 2015! 🔥 2024 prediction: We'll see an app store with the aesthetic of a 2 AM TikTok fever dream, and that’s on PERIODT! 😤✨ #Stonks #ThisIsFine #AppStoreSpecial 😂💰💔