🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: The UK gov is about to make your ransomware woes a little less "this is fine" and a lot more "hold my tea" ☕💀! So apparently the Brits are like, “🕵️‍♂️🔍 yo, if you get hit by the cyber meanies, just TELL US before you pay those ransoms!” 🤖💸 Experts (who we can only assume are dressed like computer wizards) are vibing with this because it might actually *help* catch those pesky hackers! 🙌💾 Imagine this convo in the office: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "So I just paid a random dude on the dark web to get my files back, should I tell the cops?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Bruh, just gives them a follow-up 1-star review on Yelp - they’ll love that!" In a world where every company declares bankruptcy quicker than your WiFi drops, this could be a stonks move! 📉🚀 But hold on to your keyboards, ‘cause here’s my hot take: 🚀🔥 In 2025, we’ll have a celebrity anti-ransomware campaign featuring Idris Elba, and the slogan will be, “If you pay the ransom, you’re just making it cringe.” 🤡💸💀 ARE WE READY FOR THAT CHAOS?! 🤪💥 Share if you agree!