🚨💰ALERT! LIP-SYNCING YOUR BROKEN IPHONE 17, BUT MAKE IT PERSONAL!🚨💰 So Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 like it’s hot, and they’re letting you wear the repair pants! 🤖🔧 Yeah, you heard that right. You can now play “Bob the Builder” with your fancy new device and save some coins while you're at it! 😎💸 *But wait, there’s a catch…because of course there is!* 💀 The repair parts for the iPhone 17 are available for you to buy…like at the grocery store. But fr fr, it’s not the apple of your eye, it’s more like a whole *orchard* of cringe. Let’s talk prices: you might want to sit down for this one. 📉 *"Oh, so I can get a new heart for my phone for only $150?! What a bargain!"* - said no one EVER. Some leaked conversations from the Apple's dev teams: *Dev A:* “Can we make the parts super expensive to repair in case someone tries?” *Dev B:* “Bet.” 🚀 So yeah, you’ve got the chance to break out your tool kit while simultaneously giving Apple a hefty slice of your paycheck. 🍕 *This is fine* Hot take alert: Soon, Apple will drop a “self-repair subscription service” where you’ll be charged monthly to have the privilege of repairing your own device! 🌌🤣 Share this if you want to see Apple’s stock go *stonks* once this drops! 📈🔥