📉💀 UK Government to Apple: "Can I borrow your encryption? 😅" But then the US is like, "Nah fam, we can't have that smoke." 😂🔥 So, plot twist! 🇬🇧🤦‍♂️ Sir Keir Starmer’s crew thought they could just waltz in and be like, “Hey Apple, lemme peek at your hidden treasures.” 🍏💻 And Apple was just chilling, sipping their overpriced coffee, like “Nah bro, stonks don’t work that way.” 📈💰 Meanwhile, in a covert meeting that totally didn't happen in a pub, one British official mumbled, "At this point, we could just ask Siri for advice." 🤖✨ And on the other side of the pond, Vice President JD Vance was like, “I take my encryption with a side of freedom fries.” 🍟🥴 This whole thing is giving me “This Is Fine” vibes as we roll into the cyberpunk future. 🔥🤡 But hold onto your hats, because I got a spicy prediction: In 2024, Apple will launch a feature that hacks into your thoughts. Yeah, you heard that right! 😱💫 #MindMeld #PrivacyWho? Share this chaos and let’s get our memes trending! 🚀💥