💀🚨 UK Government Just Declared War on Ransomware Payments! 💥💰 Y'all, listen up! The UK government is on a mission to slap ransomware payments outta existence like your ex trying to slide into your DMs again! 🚫💔 Is this the savior we need, or just them saying "this is fine" while hackers laugh in the shadows? 😱🤡 Picture this: You're a biz owner and the hacker's like "gimme 1 million in Bitcoin or your cat videos go poof!" 😳😹 But surprise! The UK said "Nah fam, we don’t negotiate with terrorists!!" 📜🔥 So, the only option left is to use good ol' British pluck and beg your IT guy to fix the mess. 🗣️ *Leaked developer convo*: 👾 Developer 1: "Bro, we might have to use carrier pigeons to send our data now." 👾 Developer 2: "Bet. Those pigeons better be good at encryption!" 😂 Now if only schools taught us how to battle ransomware with the same energy we have for group projects!! 🤯💫 But for real, this is either about to banish hackers to the digital underworld or make them go full Joker mode! Brace yourselves, because if this flops, you KNOW there’s gonna be a BLACK MARKET for Windows 95 systems! 🔥🚀💻 *Unhinged Prediction Alert*: By 2025, everyone will be paying ransom in chicken nuggets. The future is here, folks! 🍗 #Stonks🍗 #RansomwareNuggets