🚨💀 Breaking News from the Land of Tea and Stiff Upper Lifts: UK Says 'Say Cheese!' Before Watching 🚀💥 So, apparently, if you want to indulge in some *adult activities* online in the UK, you better practice your selfie game because 📸👀—you gotta take a selfie or whip out that photo ID! 💳🤦‍♂️ Talk about killing the vibe. Who’s checking age when you can have your *nightly routine* ruined by the UK government? “This is fine” meme just got a new meaning, amirite? 😂🔥 But wait, the saga continues! PornHub, our beloved online holy grail, is now into *age verification selfies*.👀 Do they have a filter for "just woke up" look, or are we rolling with “hot mess”? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, VPN downloads are flying off the virtual shelves like stonks for a meme coin! 💰📈 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought it was a bug, but no, just the UK government being the ultimate buzzkill. 🤡💔” And OMG, what’s next? Are we gonna need a report card to watch Avatar 2? 🤯💥 🔥 Hot Take: The government will set up a Tinder for ID checks. “Swipe left if you’re under 18, swipe right for eternal cringe!” 💀💔😂 #UKPornCheck2023