🚀👾 Hold onto your gamepads, gamers! UFO 50 has JUST touched down on the Switch like it's 1999 and we're all scrambling for our childhoods back! 💾🙌 12 months in the making? More like 12 months of me shouting “WHERE IS IT?!” into the void. This ain’t no regular indie game; it’s a RETRO PARADOX packed with titles from an imaginary dev studio that (probably) doesn’t exist! What’s next? A game from Bigfoot? 🦶🤔 💰 For just $25, you can dive into this wild mashup of 8-bit nostalgia and existential crisis. I mean, who doesn’t want to play games from a fictional console while having an actual mid-life crisis in the comfort of your mom's basement? 😭😂 But let’s be real—the Nintendo Indie World Showcase was like watching paint dry at a coffee shop. 💩🎨 *“Sir, do we really need another cute platformer?”* “Yes, and make sure there’s a cat in it!” — *imaginary dev quote* 💬 🔥 So grab your Switch, embrace the chaos, and let’s face it—if you’re not playing UFO 50, are you even living? 🥱💥 Hot take: In 2025, we’re gonna be playing a game about playing games about playing games… and I’ll still be stuck in the tutorial! 🤯💀