🚨BREAKING NEWS: UCLA Faculty FLIPS THE SCRIPT on Trump! 🚨💥 So listen up fam, this ain’t your grandma’s legal drama. In a move that’s got more plot twists than a Netflix series, a US District Court just told Uncle Sam to *hold my avocado toast* and BACK OFF! 🥑💔 No cap, they slapped a preliminary injunction on ol' POTUS's attempts to shut down UCLA funding. I mean, do we really wanna live in a world where only the mediocre get funded? 🤡💰 The faculty was like “not today, Trumpy!” and served up a lawsuit hotter than a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🔥 This decision is HUGE for the University of California system—like galaxy brain type huge 🤯. You gotta imagine the faculty huddling together, whispering “This is fine, we will fight for our books and brains!” 😂📚 “Yeah, bro, we totally weren’t about to revise our policies over some Twitter tantrum,” said an imaginary UCLA professor named Dr. *Based-icus*, just sipping tea and plotting their next big lecture on the art of *not giving a single heck*. 🧐🍵 🔥💣Hot Take: If UCLA can keep funding, I’m calling it now—next step: free avocado toast for all! 🥑🚀 Get ready, future scholars, we’re going academic stonks! 📈🚀 This is why you gotta stay woke, fam. NOW SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE! 🗣️💥