💸💰 BREAKING NEWS: Ubisoft just did the financial equivalent of pulling a Chad move at the gym! 💪🔥 Thanks to a whopping €1.16B injection from Tencent, ALSO KNOWN AS “Mr. Moneybags himself” 🤑, they’re about to flex on their debt harder than a bodybuilder in a TikTok! Now Tencent’s strutting around with a 26% stake in Vantage Studios, making the whole studio worth a mind-boggling €3.8B - like, what? That’s more than my student loans multiplied by 10! 🤡💀 Ubisoft's stocks are soaring like they just dropped an Elden Ring sequel at E3! 🚀📈 *Insert Drake’s “Hotline Bling” meme here* for all the shareholders feeling that sweet serotonin rush in their portfolios! **Leaked dev quote (definitely not made up):** "Honestly, if I knew we could just sell off a chunk of ourselves to Tencent and *poof* debt gone, I would’ve proposed that on day one!" - Random Ubisoft Developer Who Needs A Raise 😭 But let’s keep it real, fam. Is Tencent creating the gaming Avengers or just throwing money around to distract us from their own mobile game abominations? 🤖💔 Coping and seething, am I right? 💥🔥Unhinged hot take: Within TWO MONTHS, we’ll see Tencent start a gaming reality show called “Who Wants to Marry a Billionaire?” hosted by Shrek. Get your popcorn ready, this is about to get wild! 🍿👀 #Stonks #Cringe #Based