🚗💨 **BREAKING: Uber's Robotaxis Now Fully Driverless in UAE!** 💥🌍 Hold the phone, fam! 👀 Uber just rolled out their *totally not creepy* driverless taxi service in the UAE! That's right, fr fr—if you order an UberX in Abu Dhabi, you might just get matched with a GHOST CAR. 👻💰 (But don’t worry, it doesn’t bite… yet.) Remember when Uber was just a ride service and not a sci-fi horror movie? Well, buckle up, because Yas Island is about to become the world’s *newest* haunted hotspot! 🎢👻 Here’s a tip: if you see the car making “weird noises,” try NOT to scream. 🤡 "We're basically just following the plot of *I, Robot* at this point," says an *imaginary* Uber developer with completely unhinged thoughts on AI-wrangling. "Drivers are just 'extra baggage' now. Like, *who even needs them?* 🙄" 🥲 But no cap, can we talk about how they’re dropping this madness in select locations?? It’s like telling people, "Hey, you can totally win the lottery, but only if you live in a tiny village!" 🤦‍♂️ So grab your shades and take a ride in a robot vehicle that may or may not crash into the Arby’s—who knows! And here’s my wild prediction: by 2025, Uber will be charging us to *race* these robots on Yas Island. The stonks are gonna go *through the roof* 🚀💸💀 #DriverlessOrNot #ThisIsFine #EmotionalSupportRobot 🤖✨