🚨🚨 BREAKING: Uber is launching a new feature called Women Preferences that’s hotter than my laptop on a summer day! 🔥💃🤖 Basically, they’re matching women riders with women drivers because, let’s be real, safety and comfort are NOT just buzzwords, fam. 🙅‍♀️✨ First dropped in Saudi Arabia — you know, that lil' place with more sand than a beach — this feature is now zooming into LA, SF, and Detroit! 🚀🛺✈️ “We're basically just giving women a first-class ticket to ride without feeling like they’re in a horror movie,” said some Uber engineer (definitely not a bot). 🤖💀 Meanwhile, Lyft is over here like, “Well, we had this Women+ Connect thingy last year... but okay, Uber, we see you with your late-night ideas!” *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🎤🎶 But wait, I’ve got questions: if I can request a “Women Driver,” can I also ask for a complimentary snack and a song playlist crafted exclusively by Taylor Swift? 🍕🎧💖 🔥💥 Predictions? In 5 years, Uber will just be a dating app with the odd ride thrown in! Swipe right for your next ride, or no cap, swipe left and Uber Eats will deliver tacos to your ex’s house instead. #MemeChaos🚀💰 #WomenPreferences 🤡🦄 #UberOrNah 🤔