🚨🚗💰 BREAKING NEWS from TechCrunch Mobility! Uber just threw a fat stack of cash at premium robotaxis, and honestly? This is either gonna be the next big thing or a complete dumpster fire! 💩🔥 Picture this: you hop in a sleek, ultra-fancy robotaxi, and instead of a human driver, it’s just you, Siri, and a vacuum cleaner ✨🤖. But like, do you trust a car to drive you around without a human? This isn’t a sci-fi movie; it’s real life, fam! No cap, my first thought is, “Will I have to pay extra for the robot to stop asking me if I want to listen to 'smooth jazz'?!” 🎷💀 One dev (who definitely didn’t say this 😉) was overheard saying, “We’re betting ROBOT Uber drivers can convince customers they’re not just scripted bots under capitalism’s thumb!” 😂👀 Classic Uber, for real. Stonks? More like stonks gone wrong. 📉💀 Meanwhile, you know the meme “This is fine”? Yeah, it’s Uber, chilling while the world seethes in traffic! 🚦🔥 So buckle up, because if this robotaxi thing takes off, I predict a future where your car demands a five-star rating before it drops you off! 🤯💯 #UberOrLose #RobotsAintGotNoChill