🚨🚨 BREAKING: UBER UNDER FIRE 🚨🚨 Listen up, fam! The Justice Department just slapped Uber with a lawsuit for allegedly treating our disabled peeps like they're NFT collections that nobody wants! 🙈💸 Yo, this isn’t just “Uber: The Cringe Edition,” this is a full-on “justice for my homies” saga! 🤡💀 Like, how many times do we have to say it? “Accessibility NOT optional” should be Uber's next tagline, cause this is not just a “this is fine” meme situation, it’s a full-on dumpster fire! 🔥🔥 Leaked developer quote: "We thought ‘Accessibility Mode’ was just for Pokémon Go!" 😂🔍 The tech giants roll out accessibility features like they’re in a pie-eating contest and forget half the ingredients. *cue Drake pointing at better companies* 🥧🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Uber is out here making stonks on the backs of people with disabilities—no cap! 💰💀 Honestly, it’s like watching a reality show where everyone loses in the end. So here's the real hot take: By 2030, Uber will launch an ‘Uber for Accessibility’ service, which will only serve vegan gluten-free rides in IKEA parking lots. 😵‍💫🤖 Spread the chaos, folks! 🚀✨💥