"Uber's back at it with drone delivery โ third time's the charm or just another air fail? ๐๐๐ฅ"
๐๐ฅ *Breaking News: Uberโs Drone Delivery is Back, in 2023 - The Sequel Nobody Asked For!* ๐๐ธ *Get ready for a chaotic ride, fam!* ๐๐ Uber is like that one friend who keeps borrowing your stuff then "promises" to return itโฆ only to show up with a broken drone instead! ๐คก๐ Yup, you guessed it, Uber is linking arms ๐ with Flytrex (yes, that name slaps) to get your food to you via drone โ because who doesnโt want pizza delivered by a flying robot? ๐๐ค #Stonks Developer quote alert ๐จ: "I mean, who needs the kitchen when youโve got drones?! I'm still working on getting my own pilot's license... for snacks." ๐๐ผ This is literally what it looks like when a delivery is like โthis is fineโ while setting your kitchen on fire. ๐ฅด๐ฅ I can just imagine that awkward moment when your drone smashes into a tree after dropping off your sweet-and-sour chicken โ not ideal, fam! ๐ And donโt sleep on the fact that Uber just threw some cash ๐ฐ into Flytrex. Itโs like when your broke friend tries to pay for drinks with monopoly money. "Investing in your future, bro!" #Cringe ๐ค ๐ฎ *Hot Take*: By 2025, we'll be dodging Uber drones in the sky like itโs an episode of Fortnite. Get your helmets ready! ๐ฎ๐๐
