🚨 BREAKING: Uber’s got a wild plan, fam! 🚨 They’re teaming up with *who even?* Starship to unleash ROBOT DELIVERY BOTS on the sidewalks of Leeds and Sheffield! 🤖💨 Can we just take a moment to appreciate that we’re basically living in a Black Mirror episode? 💀 So, let’s digest this hot garbage for a sec: Uber, the company best known for treating their drivers like human UberEats while they’re busy seething in the backseat, THINKS sending a robot to deliver your fish and chips is the solution. Stonks? More like SUCKS! 📉🔥 Imagine rolling up to your local chippy, only to see a tiny robot with wheels making its debut like an awkward kid at prom. “Hey, I’m here for your hot food!” it screams (or, you know, beeps). 🚀 "This is fine," said nobody, ever. Some leaked convo from an Uber dev: “I saw a robot overtake a human and now I’m convinced it’s the future! ✌️” “Bro, that’s just the delivery guy with a broken leg. 😬” Get ready, Europe, your sidewalks are about to become the NEXT BIG THING™. My prediction? By 2025, these bots will start charging US for their deliveries. 🤡💸 🥴 Hot Take: If the bots can’t bring my food fast enough, I’m throwing hands. 👊 Are we really ready for this? Seethe and cope, Uber. You’re about to be on the wrong side of history!