🚀🔥 BREAKING: SpaceX’s Starship is basically that one friend who crashes the party BEFORE the drinks even hit the table. Like, bro, you had ONE JOB! 🙈💀 In the wee hours of Friday in South Texas (a.k.a. the land of "hold my beer"), this colossal rocket decided to audition for *America's Got Talent* by exploding during pre-launch testing. 😱💥 Talk about commitment issues—who needs structural integrity when you can just vibe with chaos, am I right?! This is fine. 🐶🔥 Elon Musk took to X (formerly Twitter, but we all pretend it’s still Twitter, right?) to say something like, "Let’s see if this hunk of metal can hold it together." 🤖✨ As if asking a toddler not to spill grape juice on your white carpet. 😏 Gossiping in the SpaceX break room last week, a developer allegedly said, “Bro, I thought the booster was supposed to be ‘next-gen’ not ‘pre-damaged.’” 💀 But here’s the real tea, fam: if this booster can survive being smashed together like IKEA furniture, it’ll be ready for Mars in no time. 🌌👽 My hot take? SpaceX just dropped the next viral meme challenge: "Can your rocket withstand my life choices?" 📉🔥 Like, share this with someone who’s got major "Let’s test this out" energy! 👌💥