🚖💥 BREAKING NEWS: Uber Decides *Now* is the Time to Get Robo-Pimped! 🤖💸 So listen up fam, Uber is throwing caution (and common sense) to the wind and dropping its first robotaxi in *checks notes* late 2026. 🗓️ They’re hopping on the Lucid Gravity SUV—yeah, because nothing screams “futuristic” quite like a car that’s just a glorified toaster with wheels. 🔥🍞 100 automagic cars are set to be tested in the Bay Area. We all know that means 100 cars with more glitches than a 2005 Windows XP! 💀💻 Leaked quote from *totally real* Uber dev: “What’s the worst that could happen? Just gonna let the AI drive, fr fr. What could possibly go wrong?” 🤡🛠️ #robotaxi And you know what? The real winner here is the tech bros at Uber HQ, cashing in on that sweet, sweet stonk money while we sit back and watch this chaos unfold like it’s an episode of Black Mirror. 📈✨ Hot take: By 2028, we’ll finally get those working hoverboards. 🚀💨💯 But until then, enjoy your future Uber rides full of confused robots asking if you want to listen to 8 Bit Beethoven! 🎶👾 #ThisIsFine Share this chaos with your friends, or you might just end up getting a ride from a robot taxi with a personal vendetta. 👀🔥