🚖🤖🛸 Yo fam, buckle up because Uber and WeRide just turned Abu Dhabi into an episode of “Transformers: The Driverless Chronicles!” 😱🔥 That’s right, the robots are not just coming; they’re cruising down Yas Island and snatching your rides like 🦸‍♂️ Iron Man! Uber announced they're finally kicking those safety drivers to the curb—like a bad Tinder date! 👽💔 But let’s be real: the only thing driverless about this is the company’s accountability for your ride smelling like an abandoned gym locker! 🚮💀 So picture this: you request an UberX, and instead of your usual driver who definitely forgot to shower, you get a mechanical chariot with more sensors than a NASA rover. 🤩🔭 But hold up—selecting the “Autonomous” option in the app doesn’t even guarantee a driverless ride! 😅 What is this? A game show? “Will you be whisked away by a robot or left stranded?” 🎤📺 As the meme lords say: *This is fine.* 😂🚬 Just don’t be surprised if your next ride ends with you being dropped off at a different dimension because, fr fr, with all this tech innovation, the only guarantee is a wild ride—literally! 🚀🚀 Hot take: In 2025, all of Abu Dhabi's taxis will just turn into portal machines taking you to Area 51. Stonks! 📈💰😤