🚨🚗💥 BREAKING: UBER AND MOMENTA ARE GOING GERMAN 🚗💥🚨 Ladies and gentlefolk, grab your lederhosen because Uber just dropped the *most* questionable collab since pineapple on pizza! 🍍🍕 Uber and Momenta are teaming up to unleash autonomous vehicles in Germany in 2026! 🤖🇩🇪 That’s right, while you’re sipping your beer in a pretzel-shaped car, these self-driving beauties are gonna be out here like: “This is fine.” 🔥 🚀 Listen up fam, Uber is pulling a full-on Thanos move—“I’m gonna collect all the AV partners like they’re Infinity Stones!” 💎💀 They’ve nabbed 20 global partners! So watch out, because we’re about to hit that 1.5 million mobility and delivery stat faster than your grandma can text “LOL” and accidentally send it to your boss. 💰📲 *leaked developer conversation*: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Do we even know what we’re doing?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “No cap, but it’s just driving itself, right?” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Fr fr, just tell it to avoid the potholes and it’s chill!” But here’s the kicker: mark my words—by 2026, the only thing more chaotic than a German autobahn will be Uber's algorithm desperately trying to make sense of drivers wearing *lederhosen* while yelling “Hurry up, ich habe ein Bier waiting!” 🍻😱 So buckle up, because this ride is about to get WILD. 😱✨ #Based #TechMemeMadness