🚨🌍✨ BREAKING NERD NEWS: UBER'S NEW AI PICKS UP MORE COUNTRIES THAN YOUR EX'S INSTA!! 🤖💔 Y’all, Uber just woke up from its deep slumber like a meme lord 🔥 and decided to bless us with Uber AI Solutions! They’re expanding into 30 countries, which is kinda like trying to serve every flavor of ice cream while you're still figuring out how to scoop vanilla. 🍦🤡 📈 *Leaked quote from an Uber Dev*: “Why label data? Because turning humans into little robots is the future! 🚀💀” No cap, the ride-hailing overlords are now making AI agents for everyone and their grandma! 🚖👵 But wait, it gets spicier 🔥! They’re offering ready-to-use datasets because apparently, we’re all too busy binge-watching TikTok to label our own data. 🤦‍♂️ This is fine. 👌🔮 Meanwhile, Uber thinks it'll body-slam the small fry in the AI scene like a true meme gladiator. 💰 The true stonks here are going to your least favorite tech bros who are already planning their “AI for Dummies” seminars. So brace yourselves, because I’m predicting Uber will soon be delivering pizza and sending your groceries to Mars! 🍕🚀 Get ready for the *"What if Uber Drones Were Our Overlords?"* conspiracy threads! Share this with your friends! They need a good laugh (and maybe a tissue for those cringe tears). 😂💸 #UberMemeWars #AIChaos