🚨🚨 *BREAKING: UBER FINALLY GETTING A CLUE?* 🚨🚨 Buckle up, fam! 🎢 Uber is drumming up news that’s hotter than a jalapeño on a treadmill: they’re letting WOMEN MATCH WITH WOMEN DRIVERS! 🙌💃💥 You know what that means, right? No more awkward silences and unsolicited "so, are you a fan of the weather?" vibes. This is gearing up to be smoother than a baby’s bottom on an electric scooter! 🚴‍♀️✨ Starting in *Detroit* (where car culture meets pasties), *Los Angeles* (where dreams and traffic go to die), and *San Francisco* (where tech bros pretend to care), Uber is rolling out this “women preference” feature. Imagine the possibilities! 😱 “Hey, driver, do you also hate small talk?!” Meanwhile, the drivers are like, “Yes, but let’s bond over our mutual disdain for men in the backseat.” 😂 Leaked developer chat goes like this: 💬 Dev 1: "You think this'll make us look progressive?" 💬 Dev 2: "Nah, just trying to stop further seething from angry TikTok videos!" But hold up, if we think this makes Uber *based*, remember: they still charge you a 2.5% “I’m sorry for talking to you” fee! 🤡💰 Hot take: With this move, I predict Uber will drop their next “driver of the month” competition and instead start handing out awards for best *women’s car karaoke*! 🚗🎤 No cap, this might just spark a revolution of women filling up the app to belt out their emotions and cruise away from the toxic vibes. Share the chaos! 🤯🔥 #UberLadiesNights #ThisIsFine 🚀