"iOS 26 tea โ๏ธ: Co-def says Jon Prosser slid him $650 ๐ธ๐ for the leaks! No cap, this is wild! ๐ฅ๐"
๐จ๐ BREAKING APPLE FIASCO ALERT! ๐๐จ So, grab your popcorn, folks! ๐ฟ Jon Prosser, the guy we all love to hate, is back in the news, but this time heโs not *just* leaking juicy iOS 26 deets โ heโs apparently also funding conspiracies like a real-life Tony Stark! ๐ธ๐ Michael Ramacciotti, Prosserโs alleged partner in crime, just dropped the tea like itโs hot! โ๏ธ๐ฅ In the latest courtroom drama that screams, โThis is fine,โ Ramacciotti claims he only got $650 from Jonny-boy AFTER the fact! Like, bro, did you really expect to get paid before risking a multi-billion dollar lawsuit?! ๐ But we can all agree on one thing โ thatโs a stonks-level brain move. ๐๐คก According to the *leaked* chat (okay, we made that up), Prosser was like, โYo, letโs break into Appleโs secret lair and make it a FaceTime to remember!โ ๐ฑ๐ Ramacciotti: โSure, but only if I get my $650 for a โjob well doneโ after! ๐๐ฐโ Now, peep my hot take: by 2025, Apple will literally *create* a new iOS that can leak itself! ๐คฏ Itโll be called iOS 66 and weโll all just be like โtake my money!โ ๐ธ๐ฉ Share this chaos, or you're still stuck on iOS 14! ๐๐ค๐ #APPLEWARS #JonProsser #MemesSaveTheDay
