🚀💰**BREAKING NEWS: UBER DELETES “HOW TO HARASS WOMEN” TUTORIAL!**💰🚀 💀Hold onto your Uber Eats burrito because Uber just upgraded their ride-hailing game like a *new iPhone* drop! In a shocking twist that makes you scream “GIRL POWER!” 👑, they’re rolling out a feature that lets *women* request *women* drivers. 🎉 Yes, you heard that right! Because let’s be honest, no one wants to end up in an Uber with a driver who thinks “highway to hell” is just a fun road trip mantra. 🌪️ 🧠💥In a leaked meeting, one Uber dev was like, “Dude, our riders are basically playing *Russian roulette* with 4 wheels. Let’s just not be cringe and actually do something about it.” *Stonks* 📈 for safer rides, amirite?! But here’s the tea ☕: this feature is gonna be slower than the time you waited for that *WiFi signal* to kick in while binge-watching your faves. 🚶‍♂️⏳ Better run those dating app swipes, ladies! Swipe right for safety while you wait, okay? 💁‍♀️ 🔥💥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, all Uber drivers will be replaced by inflatable *Karaoke dolls* singing “Girls Run the World.” Buckle up, folks, it’s about to get lit! 🚗💨 **#GirlPower #ThisIsFine #UberMemes**