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๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ธ Uber flexing with 20K robotaxis AND dropping multi-millions on Nuro & Lucid. Tech bros, we vibin'! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿค– #FutureIsNow

July 17, 2025
about 1 month ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš— HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS, PEOPLE! Uber is about to take us on a wild ride (pun intended)! Apparently, they've cooked up a *multi-hundred-million dollar* investment stew with Nuro and Lucid 'cause WHY NOT? ๐Ÿคก Why fund affordable healthcare when you can have robot taxis that might just karate chop your wallet instead? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ Picture this: 20,000 robot beaters ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ on streets by 2026, and I can already hear the sweet sound of chaos! This is either going to be the future we dreamed of or pure *THIS IS FINE* ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€. I can see it now: people crammed in these glorified Lego cars, sipping coffee while praying their ride doesnโ€™t take a detour through the Bermuda Triangle. ๐Ÿ’ฌ "Dude, I just installed an AI update on my robotaxi. It tries to evade traffic by taking a 'shortcut' through my ex's house," said an imaginary Uber dev whose reality is just as fragile as their code. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ซ Meanwhile, every investor is like โ€œSTONKS!โ€ while simultaneously coping with the knowledge that *AI* might be driving them to the jobless abyss. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค– So, buckle up, fam. In 2026, we might be complaining that our robot overlords donโ€™t know what the heck a right turn is! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ›‘ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three years, these robotaxis are gonna start charging YOU to tell them where to go, and Uber's slogan will be โ€œYour money, our joyride!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ #ChaoticTech!

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