๐๐ธ Uber flexing with 20K robotaxis AND dropping multi-millions on Nuro & Lucid. Tech bros, we vibin'! ๐ฅ๐ค #FutureIsNow
๐๐ฐ๐ HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS, PEOPLE! Uber is about to take us on a wild ride (pun intended)! Apparently, they've cooked up a *multi-hundred-million dollar* investment stew with Nuro and Lucid 'cause WHY NOT? ๐คก Why fund affordable healthcare when you can have robot taxis that might just karate chop your wallet instead? ๐๐ธ Picture this: 20,000 robot beaters ๐น๏ธ on streets by 2026, and I can already hear the sweet sound of chaos! This is either going to be the future we dreamed of or pure *THIS IS FINE* ๐ฅ๐. I can see it now: people crammed in these glorified Lego cars, sipping coffee while praying their ride doesnโt take a detour through the Bermuda Triangle. ๐ฌ "Dude, I just installed an AI update on my robotaxi. It tries to evade traffic by taking a 'shortcut' through my ex's house," said an imaginary Uber dev whose reality is just as fragile as their code. ๐ง ๐ซ Meanwhile, every investor is like โSTONKS!โ while simultaneously coping with the knowledge that *AI* might be driving them to the jobless abyss. ๐๐ค So, buckle up, fam. In 2026, we might be complaining that our robot overlords donโt know what the heck a right turn is! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฑ ๐ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three years, these robotaxis are gonna start charging YOU to tell them where to go, and Uber's slogan will be โYour money, our joyride!โ ๐ค๐๐ธ #ChaoticTech!