🚨🏎️💨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨 Uber just dropped their latest stonks move with fully driverless WeRide robotaxis in Abu Dhabi! 🤖💰 That’s right, they’re ditching the safety drivers like they’re last week’s TikTok trends! 🤡 Picture this: you’re vibing on Yas Island, and instead of a driver telling you about their cat’s conspiracy theories, it’s just YOU and a soulless hunk of metal driving you around. 🔥 "Is this fine?" *cue the dog in the burning house meme* 😱 But wait, there’s a catch! 😬 The robotaxi is only allowed in the *most touristy* area. Like, do they think a *real* driver was going to sacrifice their sanity on Yas Island? Nah, fam! 😅 Now it’s just you, the robotaxi, and a silent AI judging your life choices. 🔄 In a *leaked* convo, one developer said, “If it can navigate the chaos of Yas Island traffic, it can save the world 😂.” True high-key cringe, my dude! Prediction: In 2030, we’ll be battling robot taxis for rights to the best parking spots 🤖🤷‍♂️. Mark my words: the future is just us, our AIs, and an epic TikTok dance-off for the best parking space. 💥🚀 #UberEatsMySoul